Russell Crowe's weevils wobble... And everyone falls down laughing in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. Seriously?
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor? Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do. Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose? Dr. Stephen Maturin: Neither; there is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio. Capt. Jack Aubrey: If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response... Dr. Stephen Maturin: Well then if you are going to *push* me...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth. Capt. Jack Aubrey: There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... Capt. Jack Aubrey: ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
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